Looking for cool candles? Creative candles? What about hilarious candles? These funny prayer candles are the best candles for gifts. Very cool candles with quotes, or rather, prayers.
You may be questioning whether funny religious candles are in good taste. So did we. Then we learned that most of the buyers were Catholic. So all that good living pays off with a good sense of humor.
These unusual candles are made while laughing at life and they will have their minor imperfections. This is also what makes them unique candles. That, and the funny candle labels. Funny candles for funny people.
Yes, these are joke candles, but a number of customers claim they really do work. So, do your fellow employees and friends a favor and bless them with a gift of the Protection from The Boss from Hell Prayer Candle
The Prayer
Hear me in my urgent plea for relief from my workday entanglements with my boss from hell. Protect me from his obsessive micromanagement, fanatical attention to my time card, and his ranting and raving over missing office supplies. Give me the strength to endure his mountain of urgent memos, intrusion into my personal calls and emails, and his constant personal ridiculous errands. And through your great power, ensure the words “bottom line” be stricken from my consciousness forever. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place candle in office cubicle and light. Repeat prayer once a day and three times on scheduled payday. In extreme cases, update resume and clear out your desk! Good luck!
Laura Belle Lamp is the creative genius behind the art. Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.
