Our Lady of the Internet Prayer Candle measures 7-7/8 inches high by 2.27 inches in diameter.
Looking for cool candles? Creative candles? What about hilarious candles? These funny prayer candles are the best candles for gifts. Very cool candles with quotes, or rather, prayers.
You may be questioning whether funny religious candles are in good taste. So did we. Then we learned that most of the buyers were Catholic. So all that good living pays off with a good sense of humor.
These unusual candles are made while laughing at life and they will have their minor imperfections. This is also what makes them unique candles. That, and the funny candle labels. Funny candles for funny people.
Yes, these are joke candles, but a number of customers claim they really do work. So, do your internet lovers a favor and bless them with a gift of the Our Lady at www dot com Prayer Candle
The Prayer
At my work station, I turn to you to help me navigate the tangled mess that is my computer. Banish system crashes and power surges from my consciousness, and protect me from carpal tunnel syndrome. Strike down those that would invade my personal files, stalk me through the Internet, or infect my system with viruses. And through your great power, ensure that my unlicensed software always remains undetected. Amen.
Directions for Use
Tape a picture of Bill Gates to your candle and place it on top of your monitor. Light candle while inputting prayer onto hard drive, then print out in all available fonts. If disappointing results occur, type “Death to HAL” and leave the room immediately. Good luck!!!
Laura Belle Lampe is the creative genius behind the art. Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.