Prayer for Immediate Alien Abduction Prayer Candle measures 7.87 inches high by 2.27 inches in diameter.
Looking for cool candles? Creative candles? What about hilarious candles? These funny prayer candles are the best candles for gifts. Very cool candles with quotes, or rather, prayers.
You may be questioning whether funny religious candles are in good taste. So did we. Then we learned that most of the buyers were Catholic. So all that good living pays off with a good sense of humor.
These unusual candles are made while laughing at life and they will have their minor imperfections. This is also what makes them unique candles. That, and the funny candle labels. Funny candles for funny people.
Yes, these are joke candles, but a number of customers claim they really do work. So, do your cat lovers a favor and bless them with a gift of the Procrastinator's Prayer Candle
The Prayer
Hear me in my urgent plea that I may be IMMEDIATELY abducted by aliens. Banish all my thoughts of the state of the economy, my trailer payments, and any manner of unpleasantness in this life. Free me from all everyday concerns and the gravity that binds me for what promises to be a very interesting FREE trip. And in your great power and grace, ensure I am not booked on Jerry Springer if I am EVER to return. Amen.
Directions for Use
Light candle outdoors on a starry night. Relax in a folding lawn chair. Repeat prayer once for every beer consumed. Wait. Wait some more.Good luck!
Laura Belle Lamp is the creative genius behind the art. Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.
