Office Christmas Party Prayer Candle measures 7-7/8 inches high by 2.28 inches in diameter. If you work in an office, this is one of the best Christmas candles whether there is an office party or not. Unique Christmas candles make great collectibles.
The Prayer
Accept my fervent and sincere prayers that through your great power I survive the office Christmas party. Deflect from my consciousness the seething resentment of those unhappy with their Christmas bonus, and keep those at bay those who would spike the eggnog with Everclear. Ensure I always laugh at my boss' ridiculous jokes, and help me navigate droning small talk without losing my mind. Deliver me from drunken passes from my boss' wife (husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or other) and with your grace, ensure I will have a job to return to after the party. Amen
Directions for Use
Place candle in office cubicle and light. Repeat prayer once for every mug of eggnog consumed. Avoid copy machine fun. In extreme cases, update resume and clear out your desk. Merry Christmas and good luck!
Laura Belle Lamp is the creative genius behind the art. Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.
