Protection from Dysfunctional Family Christmas Funny Prayer Candle
Protection from Dysfunctional Family Christmas Funny Prayer Candle

Protection from Dysfunctional Family Christmas Funny Prayer Candle

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Protection from Dysfunctional Family Christmas Prayer Candle measures 7-7/8 inches high by 2.27 inches in diameter.

Looking for cool candles?  Creative candles?  What about hilarious candles?  These funny prayer candles are the best candles for gifts.  Very cool candles with quotes, or rather, prayers. 

You may be questioning whether funny religious candles are in good taste.  So did we.  Then we learned that most of the buyers were Catholic.  So all that good living pays off with a good sense of humor.  

These unusual candles are made while laughing at life and they will have their minor imperfections.  This is also what makes them unique candles.  That, and the funny candle labels.  Funny candles for funny people.

Yes, these are joke candles, but a number of customers claim they really do work.  So, do your friends and family members a favor and bless them with a gift of the Protection from Dysfunctional Family Christmas Prayer Candle 


The Prayer

I dedicate this candle to you, that you may aid in my miseries as I attempt to survive another holiday season with my family. Protect from the annual invasion of my peculiar relatives and their gaggle of sticky-faced, candy-cane eating, sugar-infused children. Save me from bizarre family food traditions such as burnt or undercooked poultry, tepid microwaved eggnog, and fruitcake of an undetermined origin. Deflect from my consciousness the petty gossip and seething resentment that are directed toward those not in attendance. And grant me the ability to feign gratitude upon receiving YET ANOTHER crocheted poodle tissue cover. Amen.


Directions for Use 

Light candle after opening first Christmas card, and repeat prayer once for every dollar spent under duress on last minute gifts that mean absolutely nothing to you. In cases of extreme desperation, place lit candle directly under lowest and driest branch of Christmas tree while singing “There’s No Place Like Home For The Holidays.Merry Christmas and Good luck!

Laura Belle Lampe is the creative genius behind the art.  Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.