{"product_id":"powerful-irs-protection-prayer-candle","title":"Powerful IRS Protection Prayer Candle","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-title\" class=\"add-bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-title\" class=\"add-bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-title\" class=\"add-bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-title\" class=\"add-bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"remove-bottom\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003ePowerful IRS Protection Prayer candle measures 7-7\/8 inches high by 2.27 inches in diameter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-description\" class=\"add-bottom\"\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Prayer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003eI place the devotion of my sorrowful heart at thy feet so that I may be spared the disgrace of an I.R.S. audit. In your knowledge instruct me in the successful completion of my 1040 form and ensure my accounting balances properly. And in my urgent need I humbly ask that I will find every single deductible receipt. Amen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirections for Use\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"span_7 col col_last single-product-summary\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-description\" class=\"panel entry-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003eWhen W-2 forms arrive, immediately light candle with rolled-up dollar bill. Repeat prayer three times and when dollar finishes burning blow out candle. Do this ritual every day until April 15. Avoid all television programs, magazine articles, and newspaper accounts of wasteful government spending. \u003cem\u003eGood luck!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'comic sans ms', sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaura Belle Lamp is the creative genius behind the art.  Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Everyday Icons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31761441063051,"sku":"CAN-PRA-IRS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/7713\/9595\/products\/Powerful_IRS_Protection_Prayer_Candle__66052.jpg?v=1578611627","url":"https:\/\/lifeisagiftshop.com\/products\/powerful-irs-protection-prayer-candle","provider":"Life is a Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}