Our Lady of Early Retirement Prayer Candle
Our Lady of Early Retirement Prayer Candle

Our Lady of Early Retirement Prayer Candle

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Our Lady of Early Retirement Prayer Candle measures 7-7/8 inches high by 2.27 inches in diameter.


The Prayer

I dedicate this candle to you that I may enjoy early retirement. Protect my stock portfolio from outrageous tumbles, and ensure my investments are fruitful and multiply.  Give me this day my calcium supplements and banish from my consciousness thoughts of thinning hair and adult undergarments.  May I experience abundant travel with AARP membership, and ensure my social security benefits remain intact.  And with your great power spare me the indignity of having to develop a taste for cat food in my old age, Amen.


Directions for Use 

Place candle on 401K statement and light. Repeat prayer once every payday and continuously on daily commute to work. In extreme cases, focus on cruise brochures and take a second job. Good luck! 

Laura Belle Lampe is the creative genius behind the art.  Susan Loving created these candles to share her art with the world.