Please help me to appreciate the strange beauty of the darker side of life.
When things look disastrous, please help me to remember that it could always be worse.
Pray for me, dearest Edgar.
And please show the world that a passion for and an understanding of your craft
will lead to everlasting treasures.
Edgar, please watch over me from this day, until I meet my grisly end.
Perfect for friends who appreciate dark humor!
Weighs 15 ounces. UPC 654114591161